Thranduil just cant deal with Legolas’s “dwarf fancying phase”.
"Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there."
- Raul Gutierrez, “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” (via crisspyfries)
(Source: words-in-lines, via iwasthirsty)
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(Source: drippedindecadence, via australianpenguins)
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
- (via australianpenguins)